Palin Drinking Game

I've decided to forgo the Vice Presidential debate in favor of the Dodgers/Cubs game. Frankly, the woman makes me mad and I don't see the use in picking apart what she says any more. I agree with nothing in her platform, the debate isn't going to make me re-think any that. But here is some funny stuff I gathered from MySpace and Facebook about Palin that you might get a chuckle out of:

RULES OF THE SARAH PALIN VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DRINKING GAME

--Take a chug of Moosehead beer whenever Sarah Palin says the following:

maverick

reformer

any sentence including the words "neighbor" and "Russia"

small-town values

Gwen or Joe (remember how many times Palin said "Charlie" during the Gibson interview?)

off shore oil drilling

Alaska

"Thanks but no thanks!"

witchcraft (not likely...but hey, you never know, especially if Kathleen Parker's name should pop up)

--Take two chugs of Moosehead whenever Sarah Palin does the following:

Utters a coherent sentence (i.e., contains a subject and a verb and makes logical sense)

Talks about her new friend Henry Kissinger or Hamid Karzai

Explains how being the part-time mayor of Wasilla, Alaska with a full-time city manager counts as executive experience

--Chug a whole bottle of Moosehead if Sarah Palin mentions the following:

Palin Presidency

On second thought, make that two bottles of Moosehead.



Are you going to/did you watch the debate? Why or why not?


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3 comments:

  1. Special K 6:17 PM

    Whoa, it just started and she's already said maverick like 10 times.

     
  2. KHM 7:26 PM

    I'm watching. Its a train wreck.

     
  3. KHM 7:28 PM

    BTW, her handlers have got to say something to her about all the damn winking---its so freakin' inappropriate. And not a bit Executive.