7 of 9 is stalking me

Jerri Ryan, the unbelievably hot actress who played “7 of 9” on Star Trek: Voyager has been following me around. First I see her last year at the Cheesecake Factory in Sherman Oaks, then I see her at the Hollywood Bowl party I played at a couple of months ago, then she’s on my plane to Philly last Friday. She’s gorgeous and all but I’m married, ya know? I have to think of a way to let her down easy.


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4 comments:

  1. Lyman 4:34 PM

    Now Patrick, I think you're exaggerating here. I was making a serious point.

     
  2. Ed 5:08 PM

    Word--this means my Jeri Ryan costume is working!

    I mean, wow, lucky you, and I should probably lay low now, yes?

     
  3. Jason 6:08 PM

    Now, isn't there a list that everyone is supposed to have that includes people, sometimes celebs, that if there just happened to be a chance encounter, then it would be okay to....make 7 of 9 into 13 of 9....I know she's on my list.

     
  4. Lyman 10:34 PM

    you clever dogs!!!